the POOPIE list :-) hahaha

so! im currently in chemistry class (yep this is why im failing i know) and it supppperrr duppper boring so i go to this cool website funnyjunk and im just cruising around and i find this list... see i read this list like a few years ago but i never remember it being soo darn funnnyy! hahahaha really though... if you havent read it, read it now and prepare to laugh... if you have read it, read it AGAIN lol

***disclaimer: i did not write this list AND you may be type disgusted after reading this... enjoy :-) ***

 *The Poopie List*

ghost poopie: the kind where your feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet

clean poopie: the kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but when you wipe... there is nothing on the toilet paper

wet poopie: the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains

second wave poopie: this happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and... OH! you realize you have to poopie some more

pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead poopie: the kind where you strain so much to get the poopie out, you practically have a stroke

lincoln log poopie: the kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush

gassy poopie: it's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling... including you... and your poopie.

drinker's poopie: the kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. it's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet

corn poopie: self explanatory 

gee-i-wish-i-could poopie: the kind where you want to poopie but all you do it sit on the toilet and fart a few times

wet cheeks poopie aka the power dump: the kind that come out so fast and so heavy that your butt cheeks get splashed with water

the dangling poopie: this poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it, you just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

the surprise poopie: you're not even at the toilet because you sure that you are about to fart, but OPPS! it a poopie!!

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yea so that shit (pun absolutely intended) was HILARIOUS!... to me at least lol newhooo so i hoped you enjoyed it :-)

peaceee

leave you with a quote as alwaysss

"NEVER miss a good chance to shut up"